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Old 06-21-2006, 11:09 PM   #1
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Default A Most Modest Proposal to Get Oil Back to $60 per barrel

(1) One of you rich, fat Capitalist wants to pull a "Bill Gates" will give me one billion dollars with the stipulation I buy the Best of Breed energy stocks within 2 weeks

(2) You short the stocks I buy

(3) Immediately, oil prices will plummet along with the stock prices

(4) You make back your billion and the world will see cheap gas and the Hummer industry can roar back

I have the unique ability to even wreck Google perchance you want to pick up some fast change on shorting Google or Goldman Sachs, so everyone but me can be as rich as a gaudy dressed pipsqueak dictator waving a sword--BOOYAH!! Wants to fund me, you "Bill Gates" you?

(I think though I should be awarded the Nobel in Economics for what I could do with my amazing power.)
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:39 AM   #2
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Default Re: A Most Modest Proposal to Get Oil Back to $60 per barrel

Bad day?
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Old 06-22-2006, 05:52 AM   #3
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Default Re: A Most Modest Proposal to Get Oil Back to $60 per barrel

Actually, nawwww-w

A typical, average day on the spaceship "Earth"

The stock market gets legs/the stock market stumbles and the CNBC Talking Heads blather on with their blinding 20/20 hindsight

Booyah
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Default Re: A Most Modest Proposal to Get Oil Back to $60 per barrel

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Actually, nawwww-w

A typical, average day on the spaceship "Earth"

The stock market gets legs/the stock market stumbles and the CNBC Talking Heads blather on with their blinding 20/20 hindsight

Booyah
Best to sit this one out, I've found.
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