meaning behind your user id name.........

[istrokedmine]

thought this could be interesting. just post the meaning behind your name.

istrokedmine- lol can EASILY be taken the wrong way, BUT its not like that. i am big into drag racing my 91 mustang. anyway, i stroked my motor from a 302c.i. to a 331c.i. hence the name. i have had that name for a while and i first used it on some of the local racing forums.

[Jack24]

I'm blunt, to the point, and honestly speak my mind, sometimes aggressively.

I do not personally insult people, but feel strongly that truth should trump shenanigans, and won't back down from snake oil salespeople.

[bobwatford123]

None. Mine is totally meaningless. My name isn't bob or watford. I've never heard of anyone named bob watford. I'm sure most assumed my name was bob watford. It isn't. Am is strange???

[aiki14]

Aiki because I am an aikido practitioner, 14 because in the early days of AOL one of my friends was Barbie14 so about 10 of us all use the 14 as a show of solidarity.

[bigzip]

Aiki because I am an aikido practitioner, 14 because in the early days of AOL one of my friends was Barbie14 so about 10 of us all use the 14 as a show of solidarity.

I guess that explains the avatar pic. I knew I'd seen that pic before...

big - oldest of 18 grandkids
zip - zippity doo dah , really long story...

[concrete]

When I founded my company to manufacture architectural concrete products 20 years ago I was looking in a circa 1880 Webster’s dictionary and found a definition that I’ve used on my business cards to this day.

concretist: "one who practices the art of concrete poetry".

[madcowdisease]

The only thing I could think of that is totally arbitrary. It has no meaning whatsoever other than I've used it here and there as an email addy and on AOL for the better part of 8 years now.

[onlinesuccess]

Onlinesuccess-

I ventured into an online retail store in 2004 and have made 100-200% net profit on sales with a gross volume of 170-200k per year and growwiiinnnnngggggg. This includes specialty exercise equipment, supplements, and golf training equipment.

The internet has been good to my wife and I for 2 years now and hopefully for 20-30 more years...

Best regards to all traders!

[GDFLS]

GDFLS is a throw back to the old AOL days (Talking 2.5 here) when you could only have a certain number of letters/numbers as your screen name.

So GDFLS was the best way I could cut down the name of my favorite movie...Goodfellas

[rfi]

I started a business many years ago and have since added many different businesses and have put them under one umbrella RFIndustries (rfi) Fairly nondescript but it works.

[safeman]

I work on safes and vaults.

[chacho]

I was born in spain and lived there my first 9 years. While we lived there my older brother called me 'chacho', which in spanish translates roughly to "dork" or "nerd". :)

[John Law]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Law_(economist)

[bahroor]

well, I didn't want to use my real name for obvious security reasons, so my Scottrade's password was the only thing that came to mind.

[clavocat]

Onlinesuccess-

I ventured into an online retail store in 2004 and have made 100-200% net profit on sales with a gross volume of 170-200k per year and growwiiinnnnngggggg. This includes specialty exercise equipment, supplements, and golf training equipment.

The internet has been good to my wife and I for 2 years now and hopefully for 20-30 more years...

Best regards to all traders!

what business do you work with?? explain..

[clavocat]

well, I didn't want to use my real name for obvious security reasons, so my Scottrade's password was the only thing that came to mind.

haha, well C- Chris, then my last name..it was my user ID in grammar school so i just kept it, plus ill never forget it. security reasons...well if ur good enough with computers im sure you can get my name SSN and all my PWs just as easy as looking at my user name.

[onlinesuccess]

C-

We have multiple streams of income from our online business. One that is fair to us is our store on ebay... PROWORLDGOLF... Our Id is golf_haven and you are welcome to view our various products. We also have a site on the web but have to pay yahoo/google a nice sum of cash to get to the top of the listings, ebay does this for us, but we pay them nicely too. They have the "IT" campaign... "you can get IT on eBaY".

It total we carry 25-30 products and the price range is from 270.00 down to 19.99. Most products average 125-150% markup. Expanding weekly...

The golf avenue is our newest venture as I enjoy the game very much.

We matched incomes with our "real" jobs in 2005 and 2006 and pray that this trend can continue for 20-30 years to come. If so, I hope to have plenty of mad money to continue to put into this exciting world of trading.

[Rich]

Hmmm let me think on this one........

Rich

[Rich]

well, I didn't want to use my real name for obvious security reasons, so my Scottrade's password was the only thing that came to mind.

LOL !!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha@!!!!

[John Law]

well, I didn't want to use my real name for obvious security reasons, so my Scottrade's password was the only thing that came to mind.

Thanks for sharing. I checked out your account...I have to tell you that shorting the indexes is probably not a good idea.

If you want, I'll fix a few things for no charge. I'm very helpful that way. :)

Edit: I went ahead and fixed some stuff. I got some penny stocks that I think are going to make you a lot of $$$. You can thank me later.

JL

[Pinguin]

Hmm . . . . mine is based on a family name with some additional letters.

On some of the other boards you may find me with the same name only backwards . . . It all was started by a physics teacher in high school

[AJLightning]

AJL is my initials. AJLightning came from my golfing buddy. He told me I had caught lightning in a bottle after shooting 38 on the back nine at our local track. 44 out, 38 in for a career best 82!!

So, we sign our cards with AJLightning and MRDangerous.

BTW...he's MRDangerous because inside 75 yds, he is absolutely spot on with his 60 degree wedge.

[NoReverse]

History of NoReverse- Had some problems with the boat this past season, and needless to say, I lost reverse. I fish with two other guys and we fish as many tournements as possible during flounder season here in New Jersey. When we lost the reverse gear on our Honda outboard, we had already commited $$ to fishing a tournament, and decided to go for it without reverse. At the captains meeting before the tournament they make you declare boat/team name. We decided to go with Team "No Reverse", and it just seemed to stick after that. My wife seems to like this name much more than the one it replaced- "The Bearded Clam" :biggrin:

[Jelly]

Jelly is a nick given to me by a motorcycle bud. It's considered very uncool to attempt to give yourself one, in that world. In fact, I had a different one and dumped it immediately.

It sticks no matter you like it or not.

Genesis was the blues; it's artists and connotations to my uber-sexual attraction to wimmins far and wide (wide, not fat). Believe it or don't. I'd treat 'em like **** (<-----U-hooooo, Theiry. I did a booboo) but nothing worked. In fact, the opposite.

I also developed into a superior quality ride captain who got props from gurlriders for teaching them lines (position lines for riding the twisties).

Jelly is sweet and sticky........lick me

[Keventerprises]

Good thread/question. Keventerprises is just because I sold my beer distribution business and I took on a very general name while I figure out what I'm going to do next while under a general & ambiguous name. I'm taking a year off, and having a lot of fun. I generally have to be pursuing something constructive, so I never get a break, so here I am.

I did make a celebrity wine for Rodney Dangerfield though, and watched as it was served to Jay Leno at Rodney's 81st Birthday party! Ironically he did get a lot of Respect! And he had a gorgeous Mormon wife named Joan, who was 33 years his junior! He got some Respect, and he knew she wouldn't smoke his weed.

Thanks to most for your help, support, challenge and patience. I hope you will find my input worthwhile and I can be of some help.

With Respect,

Kevin

[primer]

Primer is a well-written, complex independant film by Shane Carruth that involves time travel and playing the stock market. Mainly just time travel :) But the approach that Carruth takes is different that in any other film I've seen. I had to watch Primer 2 or 3 times before really understanding the plot.

[Keventerprises]

With Respect...If WaMu merged with Aiki, it would be Waikiki? :adore:

[reef]

Jelly is sweet and sticky........lick me

Ok who is brokeback now, hmmmmm? :thefinger:

I use Reef because I like surfing and diving (Not certified but I've gone a few times, lol).

[Keventerprises]

Jelly is a nick given to me by a motorcycle bud. It's considered very uncool to attempt to give yourself one, in that world. In fact, I had a different one and dumped it immediately.

It sticks no matter you like it or not.

Genesis was the blues; it's artists and connotations to my uber-sexual attraction to wimmins far and wide (wide, not fat). Believe it or don't. I'd treat 'em like **** (<-----U-hooooo, Theiry. I did a booboo) but nothing worked. In fact, the opposite.

I also developed into a superior quality ride captain who got props from gurlriders for teaching them lines (position lines for riding the twisties).

Jelly is sweet and sticky........lick me

Rock Candy, Baby! Montrose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA3GP6t0GwE

[Jelly]

Ok who is brokeback now, hmmmmm? :thefinger:

I use Reef because I like surfing and diving (Not certified but I've gone a few times, lol).

Keep your tongue to yourself. That was for the one or two ladies in here. You know, this sucks. I'm gonna make a thread inviting more wimmins.

*Amusing story coming: I did all the hours of cert to get to scuba in Jamaica, enduring big leg cramps and stuff. Then we go out and my ears wouldn't pop. It was not amusing to me.

[Jelly]

Rock Candy, Baby! Montrose.

Rock Island Line, yeah! Midnight Special, yeahx2!

That run looks terrifying. We have a big wave contest near here that is equal.

There is serious motivation to succeed in both cases, eh?

[reef]

*Amusing story coming: I did all the hours of cert to get to scuba in Jamaica, enduring big leg cramps and stuff. Then we go out and my ears wouldn't pop. It was not amusing to me.


Without a cert, I took a dive in GITMO for about 45minutes, twice but I went with a former scuba instructor and I was brainwashed a "I can do everything cuz Im airborne" attitude, so I wasnt worried. Also went a few times at Johnston Atoll but used a snorkel while swimming and stole air from my buddy when I needed it. At little wierd (and dangerous) having to stay close to him 75' down with nothing but a weight belt and snorkel gear. The reef there was pretty amazing and so very clear at both places.

[netwrangler]

With Respect...If WaMu merged with Aiki, it would be Waikiki? :adore:If Aiki took over Jack Paar Enterprises, would the new company be Aikidunot?

[Rich]

I did make a celebrity wine for Rodney Dangerfield though, and watched as it was served to Jay Leno at Rodney's 81st Birthday party! Ironically he did get a lot of Respect! And he had a gorgeous Mormon wife named Joan, who was 33 years his junior! He got some Respect, and he knew she wouldn't smoke his weed.
Kevin

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[Croaker 352]

Hello all!
FNG here. (freekin new guy)
Have a lot to learn. Looks like I found the right place.

Croaker,
A fish I "don't" target while surf fishing on NJ beaches but catch
more often than not.

352,
Was a crew chief on a "Huey" helicopter in Viet Nam.
352 the last three of serial number on the tail boom.
A very lucky bird for me and my crew.

Glad to be here!
Croaker

[netwrangler]

If Aiki took over Jack Paar Enterprises, would the new company be Aikidunot?My wife tells me I need to post this.

For those of you who have no idea who Jack Paar is/was, let me help. He starred on the 'Tonight Show' before Johnny Carson, who preceded Jay Leno.

The true TV history buffs will recall that it was Steve Allen who got the whole "night show" movement started, back in 1954. Steve was assisted by Ernie Kovacs in 1956-57. If you have never heard of Ernie Kovacs, that's worth some Googling. Kovacs was a comic spirit who could see where 'television' was going back in the day. His legacy is legion. His untimely death is a tragedy for all of us - even today.

Jack Paar was the one who finally defined the role of 'late night' host. His autobiography was entitled, "I Kid You Not!" That was a catch phrase of Paar.

I think that Aiki and Paar would have gotten along well...hence my M&A suggestion. :proud:

[Keventerprises]

Rock Island Line, yeah! Midnight Special, yeahx2!

That run looks terrifying. We have a big wave contest near here that is equal.

There is serious motivation to succeed in both cases, eh?

Hi Jelly,
Yes, that is motivation to succeed. When we used to do an all out downhill snow ski run, the faster I went the more quiet my mind would become almost like a meditative state and just not allow any other thoughts to come in because you have to be totally focused with no distractions, because the consequences are serious. It was really cool!

[Jelly]

Hi Jelly,
Yes, that is motivation to succeed. When we used to do an all out downhill snow ski run, the faster I went the more quiet my mind would become almost like a meditative state and just not allow any other thoughts to come in because you have to be totally focused with no distractions, because the consequences are serious. It was really cool!

There's a lot of activities that get you to really focus. Like co-ordinating you mouse and finger to hit the "sell" button when your stock is plummeting. Or when I'm eating supper, I have pay attention that I don't stick the fork in my eye.

[Keventerprises]

There's a lot of activities that get you to really focus. Like co-ordinating you mouse and finger to hit the "sell" button when your stock is plummeting.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! That's funny. :rofl: Happy Sunday!

[Keventerprises]

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Hi Rich,
Thanks for the Rodney photo. How do I paste a picture? I learned how to upload a video to a 3rd party site and then paste the link, but how do I paste a photo. I have some great pictures from Rodney Dangerfield's 81st birthday party in Hollywood with Jay Leno, Gary Busey, Hugh Hefner & his entourage, and the tall brother from Everybody Loves Raymond, and of course Rodney's gorgeous wife.

[Billionaire Boy]

My handle is wishful thinking.

[Gzapper]

the best horse of all time... Ghostzapper! i mean just watch this.. its AMAZING... this video was ghostzappers last race as a 3 year old at belmont in a sprint..hes the 3 horse.. enjoy!!! :proud:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiiKgJiYCDM&feature=related

[Keventerprises]

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This is Rodney Dangerfield's 81st Birthday Party in Hollywood. The large box being served is actually his birthday cake made to look like a case of my wine that I was commissioned to make for him. Please note Rodney's gorgeous wife, Joan, in the foreground. After the party we were escorted by violin playing gypsy's down the red carpet covered sidewalk to the Gromann's Theater next door for the premier of Rodney's new movie. It was a spectacular evening.

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This is the back label of 'Rodney's Red' wine showing the humor which I wrote over a weekend assembling my favorite Rodney lines and adding my own such as the Rodney's Warning directly below the Government Warning. It is extremely funny, but the ATF was not very amused...

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...the .pdf doesn't seem to want to show, at least not directly in the post. It uploaded correctly, but isn't showing. What do I need to do to get the uploaded file to show, or can a .pdf be shown at all? It did upload, and seems to be attached here, but no showing. Little help...Hopefully the link will provide the file to you.

[Jelly]

the best horse of all time... Ghostzapper! i mean just watch this.. its AMAZING... this video was ghostzappers last race as a 3 year old at belmont in a sprint..hes the 3 horse.. enjoy!!! :proud:


Wowza! Wot a stud!!!!

[Jelly]

This is Rodney Dangerfield's 81st Birthday Party in Hollywood. The large box being served is actually his birthday cake made to look like a case of my wine that I was commissioned to make for him.

This is the back label of 'Rodney's Red' wine
.

I can't imagine a better party. Was there golf involved?

[Keventerprises]

Keep your tongue to yourself. That was for the one or two ladies in here. You know, this sucks. I'm gonna make a thread inviting more wimmins.

*Amusing story coming: I did all the hours of cert to get to scuba in Jamaica, enduring big leg cramps and stuff. Then we go out and my ears wouldn't pop. It was not amusing to me.

Years ago I went through the whole SCUBA certifcation course and passed the open water assent test successfully in Monterey, and while I was waiting for my cert to come in the mail the owner cleaned out the register, closed the shop and left for the Virgin Islands! His name was Leroy French and he was the survivor of the biggest shark bite ever and had an arc shaped scar around the front and back of his torso about 3 feet in diameter. I wish the shark had been more successful in his efforts. Maybe they were both too much alike and the shark spit him out.

[Keventerprises]

I can't imagine a better party. Was there golf involved?

Yes, hung over Golf the next day with a 2 drink minimum to tee off, and the women were topless Catholic girls, hope you don't mind...

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I wish...

[Jelly]

Yes, hung over Golf the next day with a 2 drink minimum to tee off, and the women were topless Catholic girls, hope you don't mind...

I wish...

Man, you could set a beer on top of all four of those.....and one on their heads. Did they do the "make this putt. I dare you" trick?

[Keventerprises]

Man, you could set a beer on top of all four of those.....and one on their heads. Did they do the "make this putt. I dare you" trick?

No, but they liked it in the rough.

...hey WTF? We don't have a Golfer Smiley...

[reef]

...hey WTF? We don't have a Golfer Smiley...



There is now if you look, those girls have smiles on their faces, lol.

[Keventerprises]

There is now if you look, those girls have smiles on their faces, lol.

Oh, so really you are Jack O' Lantern?

[reef]

Oh, so really you are Jack O' Lantern?


Jack O? :joyman:

[Rich]

.

[Keventerprises]

.

Yep, and to cope with all that stress, the doctors gave Rodney medical marijuana.

[dadooh27]

Mine is pretty simple, Dadooh was what my son called me when he was little, had to add the "h" at the end for AOL a long time ago. 27 is the perfect number as it represents 3 cubed. A group of friends in college started to notice that it shows up more than other random numbers so we all share it as lucky to this day. Funny the things that stick.

[Firecracker]

in college a roomate named me firecracker after noticing that i was not afraid to speak my mind, am very energetic and can be very loud for a tiny person.

i'm a lil bit under 5'0

[Albert0373]

the best horse of all time... Ghostzapper! i mean just watch this.. its AMAZING... this video was ghostzappers last race as a 3 year old at belmont in a sprint..hes the 3 horse.. enjoy!!! :proud:


Nice! I used to run track and that was quite amazing indeed..

[Firecracker]

Man, you could set a beer on top of all four of those.....and one on their heads. Did they do the "make this putt. I dare you" trick?

here are few to even out things a bit

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[Rich]

Is that the back of your head in the picture Firecracker? Or did you take the picture? <g>

[Jelly]

here are few to even out things a bit



In the early 80's, I actually had a group of male strippers I started. Named: "HUNK"

We had a big show in a major city's convention center. It was the last one. It seems there are serious barriers to entry in the club scene.

I glad you're outgoing. Short, however, is a problem. Not for the beer but for the fact that I'm tall (and dark and handsome) and like long women.

So we're over before even getting started. Hahahaha.

I'm such a sh*thead. But it really is all about me.

No, really. I love your participation and sense of humor. Lunch is on me. Anytime.

[Firecracker]

In the early 80's, I actually had a group of male strippers I started. Named: "HUNK"

We had a big show in a major city's convention center. It was the last one. It seems there are serious barriers to entry in the club scene.

I glad you're outgoing. Short, however, is a problem. Not for the beer but for the fact that I'm tall (and dark and handsome) and like long women.

So we're over before even getting started. Hahahaha.

I'm such a sh*thead. But it really is all about me.

No, really. I love your participation and sense of humor. Lunch is on me. Anytime.

the internet--it indeed is a great source for info

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00:01 14 August 2002
NewScientist.com news service

Shorter women are more likely to have long-term relationships with men, and more likely to have children, according to a study of 10,000 people born in the UK in 1958.

The average height for a British woman is 1.62 metres (5 feet, 4 inches). But those who were between 1.51 and 1.58 metres were most likely to be married and to have children by the age of 42. This relationship held true even after accounting for social class.

The study also found that women prefer men who are taller than average. A man of 1.83 metres (6 feet exactly) was more likely to have a partner and children than a man standing at the average height of 1.77 metres (5 feet, 10 inches).

But why men should prefer smaller women is unclear, says Daniel Nettle of the Open University, who led the research. "There is no evidence that shorter women conceive more quickly or are more fertile in a contemporary population," he says. In fact, previous studies have found that smaller women are more likely to die in childbirth.

Fertility cues
"But we know that men are drawn to things that in our evolutionary past would have been a cue for fertility. And in one sense tallness is a negative cue - tall women reach puberty later and probably their secondary sexual characteristics develop somewhat later," he says.

Nettle thinks the finding that men prefer mates who are smaller than average, but women prefer the opposite, also suggests the height disparity between the sexes is likely to continue.

The genetics of height is poorly understood, he stresses. "Oddly enough, we know that the heights of mother and son and of father and daughter correlate. So it would seem that a woman choosing a tall husband is also choosing tall daughters."

However, Nettle says this choice must also select a factor linked to the sex of the child, which maintains the difference in height between men and women.

Journal reference: Proceedings of the Royal Society B (DOI: 10.1098/rspb.2002.2111)

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lastly,

its prolly better things ended before getting started considering it wouldn't have lasted very long given the "it really is all about me" mentality :)

LOL

[Firecracker]

Is that the back of your head in the picture Firecracker? Or did you take the picture? <g>

I took the pics. They are from south beach, miami. have you ever seen coyote ugly? its something like that but with men. the guys were dancing to salsa and merengue music on the bar.

[Rich]

Your so NAUGHTY !!! :tongue:

Here you go Firecracker,, you two can work together and help Santa this coming Christmas .......


Oh, BTW, I found the bottom part of your picture, NICE LEGS!!! <g>

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( just having fun of course )

[Jelly]

the internet--it indeed is a great source for info

-------------------------------------------------------------------
00:01 14 August 2002
NewScientist.com news service

Shorter women are more likely to have long-term relationships with men, and more likely to have children, according to a study of 10,000 people born in the UK in 1958.

The average height for a British woman is 1.62 metres (5 feet, 4 inches). But those who were between 1.51 and 1.58 metres were most likely to be married and to have children by the age of 42.

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lastly,

its prolly better things ended before getting started considering it wouldn't have lasted very long given the "it really is all about me" mentality :)

LOL

Hey, I'm 6' even..How cool is that?

You have to know that I really don't lie on forums except that I protect the real me with whatever alter ego I develop at the time. Over time, I've overcome most of my insecurities (like stocks but different) and relish (plus mustard) my confidence, what there is of it.

You are willing to play with me and that is all to your credit. I've know that European flirting is a lost art here in the States. It don't mean nuttin' but you feel good, yes?

You like sushi?

[Jelly]

Oh, BTW, I found the bottom part of your picture, NICE LEGS!!! <g>



NICE SHOES!!


*You know what that means?

[Rich]

NICE SHOES!!


*You know what that means?

Yes, according to the article she posted, it means short women are trying to be taller............

[Keventerprises]

Yes, according to the article she posted, it means short women are trying to be taller............

Obvious case of...the Little Woman's Complex. :lol: :tomato:

You guys sure perked up with the presence of a beautiful woman! Welcome Firecracker. :welcome:)

[mikeydabbles]

mikeydabbles: Name, Michael, and I have had a longstanding habit of immersing myself in something for 30 days to learn what I can from the experience.

For example, one month I committed myself to learning web design, another month I committed to eating only natural foods, yet another I committed to traveling Europe, another to a certain workout method...

It's an enjoyable and fruitful practice, and when I find something I like, I incorporate it into my regular life.

Some people would call this "dabbling"

[dochesgriff]

I never got around to posting on this thread so here goes:
My hometown is Nacogdoches, TX...anyone heard of it? It is the "oldest town in Texas" and home to Stephen F. Austin State University. Population of about 30k, and hidden behind the "Pine Curtain" in deep East Texas.
My username is a nod to my old stomping ground with a shortened version of my last name tacked on the end.

[Jelly]

Yes, according to the article she posted, it means short women are trying to be taller............

No. The origin comes from the first humans that crawled out of the primordial soup. There where no kids invented yet. But plant life abounded. So they gathered up some barley and hops and got some spring water and......well, you know.

So after their first batch was all drunk up, the male saw that the female had a cut on her foot. He gathered the fig leaf from "down there" and used it to cover her feet.

So, being naked, like he was, and noticing the worlds first boner, he looked down and asked: "Nice shoes, wanna f*ck". This has worked in bars ever since.

[Keventerprises]

No. The origin comes from the first humans that crawled out of the primordial soup. There where no kids invented yet. But plant life abounded. So they gathered up some barley and hops and got some spring water and......well, you know.

So after their first batch was all drunk up, the male saw that the female had a cut on her foot. He gathered the fig leaf from "down there" and used it to cover her feet.

So, being naked, like he was, and noticing the worlds first boner, he looked down and asked: "Nice shoes, wanna f*ck". This has worked in bars ever since.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Go Jelly. You're a brave man, I just want to see you say that to a woman's face... :laugh: TGIF!

[reef]

So, being naked, like he was, and noticing the worlds first boner, he looked down and asked: "Nice shoes, wanna f*ck". This has worked in bars ever since.

Something like this once worked for me. Outside a bar after closing, I walked up to a girl and said almost the same thing except change shoes with Tatoos. That was a fun night. She had a nipple ring. Never got her name and never cared either. :cheers: :rock:

[Keventerprises]

No. The origin comes from the first humans that crawled out of the primordial soup. There where no kids invented yet. But plant life abounded. So they gathered up some barley and hops and got some spring water and......well, you know.

So after their first batch was all drunk up, the male saw that the female had a cut on her foot. He gathered the fig leaf from "down there" and used it to cover her feet.

So, being naked, like he was, and noticing the worlds first boner, he looked down and asked: "Nice shoes, wanna f*ck". This has worked in bars ever since.

That is almost Biblical...nearly brings a tear to my eye... :bawling:

What happened to your other Avitar Reef? Are you really Jack O? That occurred to me one night while posting, after a few drinks looking at the old one...insight comes sometimes without warning.:cheers:

[Rich]

I believe the discussions have crossed the line. Possibly why the ladies don't post?

[Keventerprises]

Hi,
My name is Kevin, and I'm a workaholic...

[Jelly]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Go Jelly. You're a brave man, I just want to see you say that to a woman's face... :laugh: TGIF!

See! It worked for Reef. In fact, I heard it works about 3 out of 10 times.......maybe in the 2 o'clock hour but hey.

I've never been much for bars so I really don't know.

[Jelly]

That is almost Biblical...nearly brings a tear to my eye... :bawling:

What happened to your other Avitar Reef? Are you really Jack O? That occurred to me one night while posting, after a few drinks looking at the old one...insight comes sometimes without warning.:cheers:

In keeping with my no religion or politics stance, I modified this history lesson to include evolution too.

Am I good, or what?

[Jelly]

I believe the discussions have crossed the line. Possibly why the ladies don't post?

They weren't posting anyway, so there was nothing to lose. This way, they can coalesce around a common enemy and hammer me into oblivion.

But to do that, they have to post. Get it?

[Keventerprises]

They weren't posting anyway, so there was nothing to lose. This way, they can coalesce around a common enemy and hammer me into oblivion.

But to do that, they have to post. Get it?

Yeah, F*ck them anyway. If they don't like the way we drive, then they should stay off the sidewalk!

[reef]

What happened to your other Avitar Reef? Are you really Jack O? That occurred to me one night while posting, after a few drinks looking at the old one...insight comes sometimes without warning.:cheers:

Oh you were talking about a person. No Im not Jack O. I like the newer avatar.