krazykowboy
01-23-2007, 10:03 PM
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business function.
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing
he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
water on the side table. And, next to them, a single
red rose!
Jack sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He
takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black
eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and
notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on
the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is
also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what
happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your
mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway
and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean,
I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting
for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the
bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you
screamed, "Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!!!".
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS :)
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing
he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
water on the side table. And, next to them, a single
red rose!
Jack sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He
takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black
eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and
notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on
the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is
also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what
happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your
mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway
and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean,
I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting
for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the
bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you
screamed, "Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!!!".
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS :)