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01-10-2007, 10:51 PM
(1) "At the end of World War I, the League of Nations granted the area to the United Kingdom as a mandate. It was formed out of three former Ottoman vilayets (regions): Mosul, Baghdad and Basra..." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq)
(2) Am I glad Saddam is gone? Yea! Now, we only have the thugs left ruling about a 100 of the countries in the U.N., but Saddam was a start!
(3) Can American soldiers lock down Bagdad? Yea, so tight the city will positively squeak, until we leave
(4) Unlike our civil war, their civil war will be religious based
(5) Thomas J. Friedman (N.Y. Times 12/20/06) For a long time, I let my hopes for a decent outcome in Iraq triumph over what I had learned reporting from Lebanon during its civil war. Those hopes vanished last summer. So, I'd like to offer President Bush my updated rules of Middle East reporting, which also apply to diplomacy, in hopes they'll help him figure out what to do next in Iraq.
Rule 1: What people tell you in private in the Middle East is irrelevant. All that matters is what they will defend in public in their own language. Anything said to you in English, in private, doesn't count. In Washington, officials lie in public and tell the truth off the record. In the Mideast, officials say what they really believe in public and tell you what you want to hear in private.
Rule 2: Any reporter or U.S. Army officer wanting to serve in Iraq should have to take a test, consisting of one question: ''Do you think the shortest distance between two points is a straight line?'' If you answer yes, you can't go to Iraq. You can serve in Japan, Korea or Germany -- not Iraq.
Rule 3: If you can't explain something to Middle Easterners with a conspiracy theory, then don't try to explain it at all -- they won't believe it.
Rule 4: In the Middle East, never take a concession, except out of the mouth of the person doing the conceding. If I had a dollar for every time someone agreed to recognize Israel on behalf of Yasir Arafat, I could paper my walls.
Rule 5: Never lead your story out of Lebanon, Gaza or Iraq with a cease-fire; it will always be over before the next morning's paper.
Rule 6: In the Middle East, the extremists go all the way, and the moderates tend to just go away.
Rule 7: The most oft-used expression by moderate Arab pols is: ''We were just about to stand up to the bad guys when you stupid Americans did that stupid thing. Had you stupid Americans not done that stupid thing, we would have stood up, but now it's too late. It's all your fault for being so stupid.''
Rule 8: Civil wars in the Arab world are rarely about ideas -- like liberalism vs. communism. They are about which tribe gets to rule. So, yes, Iraq is having a civil war as we once did. But there is no Abe Lincoln in this war. It's the South vs. the South.
Rule 9: In Middle East tribal politics there is rarely a happy medium. When one side is weak, it will tell you, ''I'm weak, how can I compromise?'' And when it's strong, it will tell you, ''I'm strong, why should I compromise?''
Rule 10: Mideast civil wars end in one of three ways: a) like the U.S. civil war, with one side vanquishing the other; b) like the Cyprus civil war, with a hard partition and a wall dividing the parties; or c) like the Lebanon civil war, with a soft partition under an iron fist (Syria) that keeps everyone in line. Saddam used to be the iron fist in Iraq. Now it is us. If we don't want to play that role, Iraq's civil war will end with A or B.
Rule 11: The most underestimated emotion in Arab politics is humiliation. The Israeli-Arab conflict, for instance, is not just about borders. Israel's mere existence is a daily humiliation to Muslims, who can't understand how, if they have the superior religion, Israel can be so powerful. Al Jazeera's editor, Ahmed Sheikh, said it best when he recently told the Swiss weekly Die Weltwoche: ''It gnaws at the people in the Middle East that such a small country as Israel, with only about seven million inhabitants, can defeat the Arab nation with its 350 million. That hurts our collective ego. The Palestinian problem is in the genes of every Arab. The West's problem is that it does not understand this.''
Rule 12: Thus, the Israelis will always win, and the Palestinians will always make sure they never enjoy it. Everything else is just commentary.
Rule 13: Our first priority is democracy, but the Arabs' first priority is ''justice.'' The oft-warring Arab tribes are all wounded souls, who really have been hurt by colonial powers, by Jewish settlements on Palestinian land, by Arab kings and dictators, and, most of all, by each other in endless tribal wars. For Iraq's long-abused Shiite majority, democracy is first and foremost a vehicle to get justice. Ditto the Kurds. For the minority Sunnis, democracy in Iraq is a vehicle of injustice. For us, democracy is all about protecting minority rights. For them, democracy is first about consolidating majority rights and getting justice.
Rule 14: The Lebanese historian Kamal Salibi had it right: ''Great powers should never get involved in the politics of small tribes.''
Rule 15: Whether it is Arab-Israeli peace or democracy in Iraq, you can't want it more than they do.
6. Thomas L. Friedman (N.Y. Times: 12/8/06): Yes, yes, I know, the conventional wisdom is that if the U.S. sets a date to leave Iraq the whole Middle East will explode in a Shiite-Sunni war.
What happens if we set a date to leave?
The war in Iraq will get worse, but for how long?
Right now our troops are providing a floor under the civil war that allows some parties to behave outrageously or make impossible demands -- because they know that we won't let things spin totally out of control.
Would they behave more cautiously if they knew they had to pay retail for their madness?
Moreover, while our presence in Iraq helps control the situation, it also aggravates it.
For many Sunnis, and a growing number of Shiites, we've become ''occupiers'' to be resisted.
Our leaving will both unleash violence and eliminate violence.
As for the neighbors, well, right now Iran, Syria and some other Arab states look at Iraq and clearly believe that the controlled chaos there is their friend.
For Arab autocrats, chaos is their friend because a burning Iraq on Al Jazeera sends a message to their own people: ''This is what happens to those who try democracy.'' And for Iran and Syria, anything that frustrates the U.S. in Iraq and keeps America bleeding weakens its ability to confront Tehran.
The minute we leave, chaos in Iraq is not their friend anymore.
First of all, if there is a full-fledged civil war, Syria, a largely Sunni country, will have to support the Iraqi Sunnis.
Shiite Iran will have to support the Iraqi Shiites.
That would mean Iran and Syria, now allies, will be on opposite sides of the Iraqi civil war.
That will leave them with the choice of either indirectly fighting each other or working to settle the war.
Iran and Moktada al-Sadr will be at each other's throats.
Also, as long as our troops are in Iraq, we are pinned down and an easy target for Iran to hit, should we ever want to strike its nuclear facilities.
I'm not saying we should attack Iran, but I am saying Iran will be much more worried that we will.
As for the Arab states, they've done little to promote peace in Iraq.
They've basically said to America: ''You can't leave and we won't help.'' O.K., we're leaving.
The only thing the Arab regimes fear more than democracy is fragmentation.
The minute we leave, Iraq explodes -- or at least no one can be sure it won't -- and that is a real threat to the Iraqi factions and neighbors.
Yes, it would be a sad end to our involvement there.
But everything Iraq's leaders have done so far suggests that a united, democratic and pluralistic Iraq is their second choice.
(2) Am I glad Saddam is gone? Yea! Now, we only have the thugs left ruling about a 100 of the countries in the U.N., but Saddam was a start!
(3) Can American soldiers lock down Bagdad? Yea, so tight the city will positively squeak, until we leave
(4) Unlike our civil war, their civil war will be religious based
(5) Thomas J. Friedman (N.Y. Times 12/20/06) For a long time, I let my hopes for a decent outcome in Iraq triumph over what I had learned reporting from Lebanon during its civil war. Those hopes vanished last summer. So, I'd like to offer President Bush my updated rules of Middle East reporting, which also apply to diplomacy, in hopes they'll help him figure out what to do next in Iraq.
Rule 1: What people tell you in private in the Middle East is irrelevant. All that matters is what they will defend in public in their own language. Anything said to you in English, in private, doesn't count. In Washington, officials lie in public and tell the truth off the record. In the Mideast, officials say what they really believe in public and tell you what you want to hear in private.
Rule 2: Any reporter or U.S. Army officer wanting to serve in Iraq should have to take a test, consisting of one question: ''Do you think the shortest distance between two points is a straight line?'' If you answer yes, you can't go to Iraq. You can serve in Japan, Korea or Germany -- not Iraq.
Rule 3: If you can't explain something to Middle Easterners with a conspiracy theory, then don't try to explain it at all -- they won't believe it.
Rule 4: In the Middle East, never take a concession, except out of the mouth of the person doing the conceding. If I had a dollar for every time someone agreed to recognize Israel on behalf of Yasir Arafat, I could paper my walls.
Rule 5: Never lead your story out of Lebanon, Gaza or Iraq with a cease-fire; it will always be over before the next morning's paper.
Rule 6: In the Middle East, the extremists go all the way, and the moderates tend to just go away.
Rule 7: The most oft-used expression by moderate Arab pols is: ''We were just about to stand up to the bad guys when you stupid Americans did that stupid thing. Had you stupid Americans not done that stupid thing, we would have stood up, but now it's too late. It's all your fault for being so stupid.''
Rule 8: Civil wars in the Arab world are rarely about ideas -- like liberalism vs. communism. They are about which tribe gets to rule. So, yes, Iraq is having a civil war as we once did. But there is no Abe Lincoln in this war. It's the South vs. the South.
Rule 9: In Middle East tribal politics there is rarely a happy medium. When one side is weak, it will tell you, ''I'm weak, how can I compromise?'' And when it's strong, it will tell you, ''I'm strong, why should I compromise?''
Rule 10: Mideast civil wars end in one of three ways: a) like the U.S. civil war, with one side vanquishing the other; b) like the Cyprus civil war, with a hard partition and a wall dividing the parties; or c) like the Lebanon civil war, with a soft partition under an iron fist (Syria) that keeps everyone in line. Saddam used to be the iron fist in Iraq. Now it is us. If we don't want to play that role, Iraq's civil war will end with A or B.
Rule 11: The most underestimated emotion in Arab politics is humiliation. The Israeli-Arab conflict, for instance, is not just about borders. Israel's mere existence is a daily humiliation to Muslims, who can't understand how, if they have the superior religion, Israel can be so powerful. Al Jazeera's editor, Ahmed Sheikh, said it best when he recently told the Swiss weekly Die Weltwoche: ''It gnaws at the people in the Middle East that such a small country as Israel, with only about seven million inhabitants, can defeat the Arab nation with its 350 million. That hurts our collective ego. The Palestinian problem is in the genes of every Arab. The West's problem is that it does not understand this.''
Rule 12: Thus, the Israelis will always win, and the Palestinians will always make sure they never enjoy it. Everything else is just commentary.
Rule 13: Our first priority is democracy, but the Arabs' first priority is ''justice.'' The oft-warring Arab tribes are all wounded souls, who really have been hurt by colonial powers, by Jewish settlements on Palestinian land, by Arab kings and dictators, and, most of all, by each other in endless tribal wars. For Iraq's long-abused Shiite majority, democracy is first and foremost a vehicle to get justice. Ditto the Kurds. For the minority Sunnis, democracy in Iraq is a vehicle of injustice. For us, democracy is all about protecting minority rights. For them, democracy is first about consolidating majority rights and getting justice.
Rule 14: The Lebanese historian Kamal Salibi had it right: ''Great powers should never get involved in the politics of small tribes.''
Rule 15: Whether it is Arab-Israeli peace or democracy in Iraq, you can't want it more than they do.
6. Thomas L. Friedman (N.Y. Times: 12/8/06): Yes, yes, I know, the conventional wisdom is that if the U.S. sets a date to leave Iraq the whole Middle East will explode in a Shiite-Sunni war.
What happens if we set a date to leave?
The war in Iraq will get worse, but for how long?
Right now our troops are providing a floor under the civil war that allows some parties to behave outrageously or make impossible demands -- because they know that we won't let things spin totally out of control.
Would they behave more cautiously if they knew they had to pay retail for their madness?
Moreover, while our presence in Iraq helps control the situation, it also aggravates it.
For many Sunnis, and a growing number of Shiites, we've become ''occupiers'' to be resisted.
Our leaving will both unleash violence and eliminate violence.
As for the neighbors, well, right now Iran, Syria and some other Arab states look at Iraq and clearly believe that the controlled chaos there is their friend.
For Arab autocrats, chaos is their friend because a burning Iraq on Al Jazeera sends a message to their own people: ''This is what happens to those who try democracy.'' And for Iran and Syria, anything that frustrates the U.S. in Iraq and keeps America bleeding weakens its ability to confront Tehran.
The minute we leave, chaos in Iraq is not their friend anymore.
First of all, if there is a full-fledged civil war, Syria, a largely Sunni country, will have to support the Iraqi Sunnis.
Shiite Iran will have to support the Iraqi Shiites.
That would mean Iran and Syria, now allies, will be on opposite sides of the Iraqi civil war.
That will leave them with the choice of either indirectly fighting each other or working to settle the war.
Iran and Moktada al-Sadr will be at each other's throats.
Also, as long as our troops are in Iraq, we are pinned down and an easy target for Iran to hit, should we ever want to strike its nuclear facilities.
I'm not saying we should attack Iran, but I am saying Iran will be much more worried that we will.
As for the Arab states, they've done little to promote peace in Iraq.
They've basically said to America: ''You can't leave and we won't help.'' O.K., we're leaving.
The only thing the Arab regimes fear more than democracy is fragmentation.
The minute we leave, Iraq explodes -- or at least no one can be sure it won't -- and that is a real threat to the Iraqi factions and neighbors.
Yes, it would be a sad end to our involvement there.
But everything Iraq's leaders have done so far suggests that a united, democratic and pluralistic Iraq is their second choice.