Automobile Names

[Survivor]

Edsel. a black eye for all.
Chevro-let you down, The heat beat of America just had a stroke.
Chevy-Lay, because it lays there and wont start.
Camaro, Slowmaro... Chevelle, Shevelle. Vega, Chevette, Corvair. Citation?
Nova, was GM crashing in the future, a Super Nova.
SS, super slow.
Ford, found on repair racks daily... Forrd.
Found on road dead, For out rusting Dodges.
Escort- right to the bone yard. Mustang- JunkStang, Ruststang.
The Mustang II,Pathetic, 2800-German V-6,oil leaking lifter ratteling joke.
Ford Taurus, Tore in the Ass. The Pinto... Tempo, temporally broken.
Galaxie, a laxitive, 500 times, Thunderbird, Thunder-Chicken, mutated into Thunder-Turd. Pathetic.
Mecrcury Topaz or Tampon.
Contour, Cuntour, Mercury Mistake, Lynx-Jinks, Cougar Cum.
Merc Sable turns Dis-Able. 3.8 blown head gaskets.
Lincoln, Lin-Colin. Cuntinental, the Versilles, Granada on Steroids.
a Hill Billy Mercedes?
Exploder, Expeditious, Mercury Capri or Crappy, Mazda re-badge.
Villager, Quest, made by Nissan. Real innovation for Ford to put the
Mercury name plate on a Quest.
F150, F one Shitty.
Oldsmobile, Olds no peel, because it wont peel rubber.
Oldsmobubble, a once fine auto destroyed by GM.
Its not your Fathers Oldsmobile, Right, he wouldn't own that piece of Sh*t.
Pontiac or Ponti-junk, we build a loser.
Actually they build excitement or used to...
The dealer is full of excited customers pissed off at how a once proud name plate turned into scrap.
The GTO, GT Slow, Bonneville, Bananaville, Grand Prix, Grand Pricks.
T-1000,2000, 6000, pathetic. 6000 LE, a goolee... Phoenix?
Buick, or Bu-Wreck, another fine name destroyed by GM.
The Buick Road disaster,1992-1996.
The nothing Special, The Century, destroyed last Century.
Grand National V-6 Turbo, Hillarious, a V-6 with a hair dryer.
A nothing Regal, Wildcat, Riviera, another beautiful car ruined.
Electra 225, Duece and a quarter. The Douche and a quarter.
Front wheel drive Skylark?
Cadillac, The once proud Standard of the World. Destroyed by GM.
Caddy Wreck, Rattle-Lack, Cadil lack of power, Cimmarron? Good Grief.
The heap of trouble 4100 engine.
Eldorotten, another beautiful car destroyed by GM.
A once work of art smooth and fast turned into a rubber baby buggy bumper.Pathetic.
The DeVille turned into the DeEvil, How about a Diesel? Sounded like it would explode any minute.
Can we stuff a under powered V-6 in anything
for you? GM, turned into Giant mistakes. Seville? speechless.
BMW, bite my weeny, bangs more worse, Big Money Went- for nothing.
Volkswagen, the original Knotsy foot locker.
Volvo, Vulva a woman's box...Swedish meatball
AUDI, I audi bought a better car...
FIAT, fix it all the time... Found Its Always Trouble.
Range Rover sounds like a BBQ. a run away dog...
Mitsubishi, Mitsubitchy, what junk, indescribable.
A broken timing belt bends Valves, a true engineering master piece.
Chrysler used their 3.0 V-6 that was an oil burner, made their cars look worse.
Diamond Star Motors, beware.
KIA? Krazy Idiot American, buys our junk.
Toyota, Toiletta, Honda Accordian, Passport-a potty.
Saab, another Saab story.
Chrsler K-Car, Krap Car. 2.2 turd- blo...
The words Dodge and Ram make you run...
Road-Runner, Toad Runner, Suber Bee, Stupid Bee.
Dodge Dart, Fart, Duster ruster, Dodge Colt,Lets revolt.
New Yorker or new porker.
Infiniti, infinite trips to the dealer, J-30, junk 30 times over...
Altima, ultimate junk.
Jeep, Cheap.
Maxima sounds like a Modess, Daewoo? Bless you.
Hummer? is she a hooker?

[Keventerprises]

Don't forget the Rolls-Canardly. Rolls down one hill, canardly make it up the next.

Here are a few photos of early automobile pioneers:

Henry Ford pictured with his infamous 'Tin Lizzy':
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Louis Chevrolet (Bought out later by GM, raced at The Brick Yard [Indianapolis 500] first race in 1911):
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Walter P. Chrysler (Later merged with the Dodge Brothers):
3818

The Dodge Brothers (Long stroke motors that went the same speed and got the same mileage uphill or downhill):
3819

[Survivor]

Great Photos. Them guys are heros

Today I took my 2008 Jeep Liberty for a tire rotation and
I look at the back of the tire rims, and they are Made in China,
can you believe that? Goodyear tires on China rims, WTF???
No wonder Chrysler is going down the toilet. I hope they drown in Sh*t.
No jobs in Michigan but we can fuc your American brothers and sisters
out a job. They make me sick. Buy American???

[Keventerprises]

Great Photos. Them guys are heros

Today I took my 2008 Jeep Liberty for a tire rotation and
I look at the back of the tire rims, and they are Made in China,
can you believe that? Goodyear tires on China rims, WTF???
No wonder Chrysler is going down the toilet. I hope they drown in Sh*t.
No jobs in Michigan but we can fuc your American brothers and sisters
out a job. They make me sick. Buy American???

Ross Perot said it best, "There will be a giant WHOOSHING SOUND going south if you approve NAFTA!"

I have a few Jeeps too, maybe we could get a Rally going, you know how us Jeepsters are? Are you anywhere near Pismo Dunes?

[Keventerprises]

Great Photos. Them guys are heros

Today I took my 2008 Jeep Liberty for a tire rotation and
I look at the back of the tire rims, and they are Made in China,
can you believe that? Goodyear tires on China rims, WTF???
No wonder Chrysler is going down the toilet. I hope they drown in Sh*t.
No jobs in Michigan but we can fuc your American brothers and sisters
out a job. They make me sick. Buy American???

...Good thing the Postal Service didn't hire us.... lmao....

[Survivor]

No Sir, been to Sleeping Bear Dunes. North of Detroit, about a 4 hour truck.
That place is awesome, 2 and a half mile climb, ice blue water
a sight to behold, need some serious paddle tires. Most run C-J 7's with
a 350 Chevy. You're never too old to play in the sand.

Always wanted to go to California, got as far as the Grand Canyon,
and Phoenix AZ. :biggrin:

[Keventerprises]

No Sir, been to Sleeping Bear Dunes. North of Detroit, about a 4 hour truck.
That place is awesome, 2 and a half mile climb, ice blue water
a sight to behold, need some serious paddle tires. Most run C-J 7's with
a 350 Chevy. You're never too old to play in the sand.

Always wanted to go to California, got as far as the Grand Canyon,
and Phoenix AZ. :biggrin:

One of my Cherokees has 31's with a 3" lift and a five speed, which is rare for a Cherokee. That's as carried away as I get. My neighbor (Policeman) runs rails that will do 60 MPH wheelies with rooster tails all the way, at Sand Mountain, NV.

Pismo Dunes is awesome. Central Cali.