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MoMoney4Me
06-18-2006, 09:51 PM
I've got great kids and grandkids that made for a wonderful day. Hope other dads had as good a day.
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Know what it takes to have a quiet, relaxing Father’s Day

A different family.

Oh, well —
Hope Your Day’s a Happy One!
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Top Ten Most Frequently Used Dad Phrases

10. Quit tyin’ up the bathroom!

9. Get off the darn phone!

8. Give it a little gas... No...! Brake! Braaaake!!

7. You’re not leaving this house dressed like that!

6. It’s gonna cost HOW much?!?

5. Who turned up the thermostat?!?

4. When I was your age, I had to walk through three feet of snow to get to school!

3. If you don’t knock it off, I'm gonna turn this car around and take you right back home!

2. Don’t make me come up there!!

And the Number One Most Frequently Used Dad Phrase Is...

Go ask your mother! (Was there ever any doubt?)

church mouse
06-18-2006, 10:49 PM
Happy Fathers Day to all the dads. My dad used to tell me, when I complained about some task I thought was a bit excessive, "When I was your age, I walked five miles to school" to which I would say "Uphill both ways, right?"
And he would laugh, every time!