What I would do if I was Mr. Bill Gate$

[zyzzyva57]

(1) Have in my will, every LEGAL citizen in Amnesia at the moment of my death would receive $1 million dollars, so our weasel illegal loving whoring politicians could fully enjoy the tsunami of illegals about to hit our shores

(2) To farther help our politicians, I would make the million dollars contingent upon the Fair Tax being passed to really strip them of their access to the lobbyist money bags

(3) In honor of not having an April 15th qua April 15th as Tax Day, Amnesians would be forced to demand April 15th be designated as "Rev. Ken Lay Day" (since this is his DOA--oops, sorry, DOB--My mistake) and be made a federal holiday--Hey, look, since a good Capitalist is sociopathic by nature then what in heck am I suppose to do since moi is at the top of food chain?! Rev. Lay is an honor to all us Capitalist, except he got caught--but he did not rat out anyone--but, I guess the case could be made he had no one to rat out being at the top--Anyway, Capitalism is better than napalm in morning, I do swear...

(4) Upon my death, I would have my super fine collection of blackmail material on everyone in power published on the internet (Remember ol' dress wearing J. Edgar Hoover had such a mighty fine collection he owned Washington, hot damn, gotta love him)

(5) I will want to be cremated and my ashes secretly spread about in Las Vegas's biggest gambling casino, just because I can do it and it seems sorta useless, but for a million dollars who will care?!

[Lou]

how about retire from microsoft

[optimus25]

Run for president of the world.

[Katibel]

I would buy the more expensive stocks that I like now but cannot afford.

[zyzzyva57]

You can bet the Cramer types with bundles of money are positioning themselves to buy great stocks at bargain basement prices! I can only imagine what they will be making on energy stocks alone by December midway through the hurricane season.

[NATHAN LLOYD]

I would bet on shorting being more profitable. The bottom is about 15% away. We've only dropped 10% so far.

[zyzzyva57]

It will be interesting Monday to see what the speculators will do to oil now that we have our first tropical depression even though here in the southeast it is just suppose to be some needed

[Will]

I'd buy George W Bush, Larry Kudlow, and Bill O'Reilly and slap em all like the 3 stooges



and then pee on R. Kelly

[zyzzyva57]

You know, since I like my (1) and (3) above, I really would like that to be my Capitalistic Legacy: the passage of the Fair Tax and ALL Americans getting $1-million dollars as a bribe...It just pleases me thinking of how it would screw all politicians to lose the tax code as a way to whore to the lobbyist...