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aiki14
08-06-2008, 09:25 AM
So I am watching a commercial for some nonsense and a woman pushes her car down a boat ramp. At the bottom of the screen in disclaimer size print is an admonition to "not attempt" this activity. I am concerned that many of my fellow Americans whose attention was totally taken by the fascinating video did not catch the warning. I think a blinking neon red warning is warranted in these cases and televisions should be required to have rotating police lights on the top to alert Americans to these warnings. We are on the verge of catastrophe as our unsuspecting citizenry, with it's strobe blink attention spans, and government reinforced gullibility, heads out to boat ramps, twisting mountain roads, rocky promontories, and attempts professional driver, closed road, helicopter supported, maneuvers in the family Vista Cruiser in a jackass copycat manner.
I hope you will join me in supporting the Police Light on Television initiative, to save our children from the new terrorism of hazardous activity commercials.









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Horsefish
08-06-2008, 12:59 PM
LOL, I'll join your crusade......But only after I watch my brother scuttle his 30 foot yacht in Lake Michigan tonight.