Help Me, Mr. Bill !

[Jelly]

I'm new to trading but I love to be able to tell the babes that I'm a Daytrader. Soooooo sexy, don't ya know. They automatically think I'm loaded. I never tell them most traders lose money...even in a bull market...........Waahaaahaaa!

Since this is the folder where all the hot shots post, I'll ask directly. How can I make money, hand over fist, day after day, without the risk all those idiots have? Sorry, I don't have time to check out the forum and start from scratch. Someone said the market is falling and I got to get my groove on.

Psssst. I got some great nudie pictures if that'll help grease the wheels. Wahdaya say?

[MrSer]

Buy july 110$ calls for agu. ;)

[dukhunter99]

Buy july 110$ calls for agu. ;)

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[Jelly]

Buy july 110$ calls for agu. ;)

Calls? What's a call? It's not July yet. WTF! How can you buy whatever now? What's agu?

Is there a good place to buy a bumpersticker that says: I'm a Daytrader. "heart" me

[freakscene]

How can I make money, hand over fist, day after day, without the risk all those idiots have?

porn

[cramerica1972]

Calls? What's a call? It's not July yet. WTF! How can you buy whatever now? What's agu?

Is there a good place to buy a bumpersticker that says: I'm a Daytrader. "heart" meAGU is a fertilizer stock pnut butter &jelly :embarassed:

[wallstreetsedge]

you want to make money day after day? then do this...

find a stock that has shot up or shot down...
if the stock shot up, lets assume 3%, look for an oversell on an intraday chart, pick up the stock and sell it for a quick profit

just ride the wave and youll be fine.. most people simply lose money bc they try to call complete reversals on an uptrend or downtrend


btw.. you can keep your nudies lol

[Jelly]

Heaven help us



*I'm long commodities: Peanuts and berries
**Oh, and foil...uh...aluminum