SWFSeeksPsychiatrist

[Gonz]

Knock it off.

You post foot-long lists in threads where they have no relevance, you behave as though none of us knew there might be some risk involved in securities until you came along, and you even go so far as to suggest that the owner of this site is complicit because he didn't make your last little warning a sticky long enough.

I also noticed one other thing. Prodigy's posts usually only contain stock tips and lots of exclamation marks. But you quoted him in some other thread as saying "I made my money on [something or other]. What do you want from me?" I did a search of Prodigy's posts, and he hasn't posted that anywhere. From that I deduce that you sent him a PM accusing him of something, waited for a reply, then posted that reply in the forums.

That's low, lady.

[Damon]

"SWFSeeksPsychiatrist"

Buahahahahahaha! I LoL'ed. http://www.cramersmadmoney.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[SWFseeksM4LTR]

I deduce that you sent him a PM accusing him of something, waited for a reply, then posted that reply in the forums.

That's low, lady.

Who is accusing who of WHAT now?

You definitely go to extremes now with this thread, although I am flattered about your attention to me.

Now, are you 100& positive I am a lady?

Just a thought....

[Gonz]

You quoted Prodigy. Except in exactly none of his posts did that quote appear. What did he do, send you a post card?

Not only am I 100% sure you're a lady, I'm likewise 100% sure as to why you haven't found that M4LTR yet.

Happy hunting!

[SWFseeksM4LTR]

You quoted Prodigy. Except in exactly none of his posts did that quote appear. What did he do, send you a post card?



Listen you poor little "Charlie Chaplan" freak, how do YOU know that Prodigy is indeed a MAN?

And no, Charlie, I did not PM....but there is no need to defend myself on that. I suppose with a little "research" on your part you could....

oh...never mind. I hate to waste my valuable time!

[Mad Girl Investor]

http://www.cramersmadmoney.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Too darn funny.

[SWFseeksM4LTR]

http://www.cramersmadmoney.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Too darn funny.


LOL!

Hi MadGirl,

You sure popped up here in a hurry! hehehehe

[InvestingMoron]

Conspiracy theories abound!

1) SWFSeeksM4LTR is actually......Jimmy C??
2) Prodigy's newsletter is named "thestockster.com"
3) Just what are some of these people's avatars?
4) Sorry MadGirlInvestor....you've been relegated to the kitchen between the hours of 9:30 and 4:00.
5) Bush is a hero, Cheney was shooting at a UFO, and Saddam beats off in front of the soldiers. yay.
6) Thierry, can you add a "personals" section just to get her outta here?

Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton.....

[Gonz]

What about me???

Oh, right. I forgot you and I are the same person.

[Mad Girl Investor]

Conspiracy theories abound!

1) SWFSeeksM4LTR is actually......Jimmy C??
2) Prodigy's newsletter is named "thestockster.com"
3) Just what are some of these people's avatars?
4) Sorry MadGirlInvestor....you've been relegated to the kitchen between the hours of 9:30 and 4:00.
5) Bush is a hero, Cheney was shooting at a UFO, and Saddam beats off in front of the soldiers. yay.
6) Thierry, can you add a "personals" section just to get her outta here?

Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton.....

Im a worse cook than I am a trader :(

[InvestingMoron]

Oh yeah. Gonz....sorry bud, but Prodigy did make that post. Look in "Watch *SPZI*" post 4/4/2006 at 02:28PM.

[Gonz]

Well, don't I feel like a heel.

Crow isn't just good, it's good for you, too!

In my defense, I only went back through four pages worth of his posts...I didn't expect things written ten days ago to still be so topical.

[Thierry Martin]

Maybe it's time to introduce a new forum...hmmmm...what should we call it...how about

Forum members accuse each other of hideous behavior

[SWFseeksM4LTR]

Maybe it's time to introduce a new forum...hmmmm...

Forum members accuse each other of hideous behavior

But wait Thierry! I might actually GET a Psychiatrist out of this! I hear they make some big bucks!

LOL!

[Thierry Martin]

I don't know about you guys, but when my trading is going badly, my fuse is shorter. Is it possible that the cannibal behavior we are seeing on the forum is caused by the tough market we are in?

[Mad Girl Investor]

I don't know about you guys, but when my trading is going badly, my fuse is shorter. Is it possible that the cannibal behavior we are seeing on the forum is caused by the tough market we are in?

Your probably right...red makes me angry...just like a bull in a bull fight.

[Pinguin]

I don't know about you guys, but when my trading is going badly, my fuse is shorter. Is it possible that the cannibal behavior we are seeing on the forum is caused by the tough market we are in?

I would have to venture a guess that your statement is at a minimum partially true. I think off-topic posts within a thread, or thread hi-jacking, is often annoying to most anyone. I don't care if I am a fresh investor, or a seasoned vetern I like to be able to read a post and stay mosttly on-topic. It is also annoying to see the same mile-long post about four-or-five times, but maybe that is just me.

[Mad Girl Investor]

me too.

[SWFseeksM4LTR]

6) Thierry, can you add a "personals" section just to get her outta here?



Maybe Thierry can add this to his next article on www.TheStreet.com as he has contributed there before.

I must confess, it is I, Trading Goddess.

LOL!

[Mad Girl Investor]

Thierry, You have?? Do tell.....

[Thierry Martin]

Thierry, You have?? Do tell.....

Mad Girl Investor, I really miss your old avatar.

I wrote some articles a really long time ago. You can see them here:

http://www.fiasco.ca/writings.html

[Mad Girl Investor]

Really neat, Im going to read them. Im impressed!

Ok,,I will change the avatar...its not going over well....but wait til you see the next one!

[Thierry Martin]

I would have to venture a guess that your statement is at a minimum partially true. I think off-topic posts within a thread, or thread hi-jacking, is often annoying to most anyone. I don't care if I am a fresh investor, or a seasoned veteran I like to be able to read a post and stay mosttly on-topic. It is also annoying to see the same mile-long post about four-or-five times, but maybe that is just me.

Never underestimate the power of the "ignore user" option in your control panel!

[Mad Girl Investor]

wait a minute here....Thierry, how does SWF know that youve written for theStreet.com?


Isnt she relatively new here?

Are you HER?

[Thierry Martin]

Really neat, Im going to read them. Im impressed!

Ok,,I will change the avatar...its not going over well....but wait til you see the next one!

Well, you might also want to change your user name to Fat Girl Investor.

[InvestingMoron]

SWF is another one of Cramer's pseudonyms. I gotta say, Jimmy C, I congratulate you on your piggish adventure. I wouldn't expect anything less. Probably got a fake account under someone else's name and turned 10g's into 100g's already with his hi-class pump/dump scheme.

BOMB ISRAEL.

[Mad Girl Investor]

So SWF is Cramer? Then who is Thierry? Who Am I?

Oh god.

[Thierry Martin]

wait a minute here....Thierry, how does SWF know that youve written for theStreet.com?


Isnt she relatively new here?

Are you HER?

No, I am not her. (If she is indeed a she! That seems to be in doubt now.)

She seems to be some kind of busybody snoop, but that info is really easy to stumble across, I mention it on my Fiasco Trade of the Day sight, and it's also easy to find in Google or any other search engine.

I had exchanged some emails with Cramer, and he suggested I submit something. I wrote a few articles for RealMoney and then they fired my editor after 9/11. It was hard to make jokes by then anyway.

[Mad Girl Investor]

I see......something strange is going on here in MadMoney Forum world tonight...I need to take some medicine.

[wallnut]

I think stuff like this is fun!!
Although on the other hand I would whole heartedly hate to discourage some of our primary contributers from posting here!!, if I wanted trash I would read the yahoo message boards all day!!I cant say I am not a contributor of trash, but there has to be a line!! I would like to draw it at name calling and character bashing, $hit ,I sound like I'm talking to my kids, sorry...

There has been a ton of newbies and allot have something good to say and learn, but the question of pumping and dumping has played a factor.
We all have seen it and addressed it. I really don't know what I am getting at, but I look forward to viewing this site and would hate to see turn to a piece o u know what...

MG, that avatar is prob the funniest thing I have seen!!
horny chick, so is yours, lol

[Mad Girl Investor]

Horny chick????

Oh holy lord, Im dying laughing haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

I needed that laugh.....thanks

[SWFseeksM4LTR]

She seems to be some kind of busybody snoop.

Awww, Thierry, is that what you really think of me? Calling somebody who brings attention to scams a "busybody snoop"? tsk tsk

Oh, and Mad Girl? Gotta do your homework - seeing how YOU have been here much longer than I ("isn't she relatively new here?"), you should already have learned that.

LOL!

[Hanger]

O yea, well my daddy makes more money than your daddy..... :lol: :lol:

Couldn't resist chiming in for the b***h n moan fest..

[wallnut]

My question is, what have you offerd this site??
You dont ask nothin, you dont offer nothin??
Why are you here?? sit back, watch and maby we will let you make some mad money!!!!!

[Hanger]

My question is, what have you offerd this site??
You dont ask nothin, you dont offer nothin??
Why are you here?? sit back, watch and maby we will let you make some mad money!!!!!



Bbbbbbbbbbboooyah wallnut.....I am not here to make friends I am here to make YOU money ............

hehe...man, definately should have not cracked the first one at market close....lol

[wallnut]

Bbbbbbbbbbboooyah wallnut.....I am not here to make friends I am here to make YOU money ............

hehe...man, definately should have not cracked the first one at market close....lol

I needed something to turn the red into green, I figured my pics didn't do it so why not some bubbly??

[George Costanza]

In the immortal words of Towlie, “I have no idea what’s going on”.

[Mad Girl Investor]

In the immortal words of Towlie, “I have no idea what’s going on”.
GEORGE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!

[George Costanza]

GEORGE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!


I'm getting to the point that I have no idea what to do when the market is closed, and this site is fast becoming my magnetic-north. :lol:

[wallnut]

Why do you think I am here!!!
is that sad?:?:

[SWFseeksM4LTR]

In the immortal words of Towlie, “I have no idea what’s going on”.

Jason Alexander called....

He wants his avatar back.

LOL!

[George Costanza]

Jason Alexander called....

He wants his avatar back.

LOL!

How do you know that I'm not Jason Alexander?

[Hanger]

O no, not another "maybe he is maybe he isnt posts lol"

For all I know I suppose you could be a woman right......ahh the conspiracies compound

[Mad Girl Investor]

How do you know that I'm not Jason Alexander?
Touche'!

Good to see ya G, feeling better about the red day?

[Mad Girl Investor]

Why do you think I am here!!!
is that sad?:?:
I dont know why I am here as I have a vastly exciting and very fulfilling personal life filled with dozens of men and...ah, bullsh!t.

Im the same as you all. :( Pathetic.

[SWFseeksM4LTR]

How do you know that I'm not Jason Alexander?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Thanks for making me laugh George!

Touche!


:D

[Hanger]

I dont know why I am here as I have a vastly exciting and very fulfilling personal life filled with dozens of men and...ah, bullsh!t.

Im the same as you all. :( Pathetic.


Yea we all do.........midnight right now, off day tomorrow, and I am on a message board drinking till my hearts content lol...
I suppose that is fulfilling lol

[Mad Girl Investor]

Sleeping under your desk, George?

Remember that episode?

[George Costanza]

O no, not another "maybe he is maybe he isnt posts lol"

I figured, when in Rome... :D

Good to see ya G, feeling better about the red day?


Thanks, MG!
I feel about the same as I do everyday at this time...
"TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(aimed at all you "Trading Places" fans out there)

[SWFseeksM4LTR]

O no, not another "maybe he is maybe he isnt posts lol"

For all I know I suppose you could be a woman right......ahh the conspiracies compound

Hey, remember "Pat" from Saturday Night Live? Gawdddddddd! That was a hoot!

[Thierry Martin]

I don't know which is weirder - the beginning of this thread when everyone was at each other's throats, or this part when everyone is chit chatting. Could it be that half of you has blocked the other half, and so there are no posts to fight about?

[Mad Girl Investor]

Androgenous Pat...was he a he or a she...or both?

[Hanger]

Didn't matter, still feel that was one of the best characters thought of on SNL.....

I think we just got tired of arguing and have finally gotten over the initial crap lol....

[Mad Girl Investor]

Agreed.

How about Adam Sandler's Ch-ha-anakuh (?) song.

Classic.

[Mad Girl Investor]

signing off everyone..happy holiday and nite nite :)

[George Costanza]

Why do you think I am here!!!
is that sad?:?:

The sad are in no position to evaluate the sad-level of others. I recommend asking someone with a lower sad-quotient than I. Hint... ask pretty much anyone.

[SWFseeksM4LTR]

I don't know which is weirder - the beginning of this thread when everyone was at each other's throats, or this part when everyone is chit chatting. Could it be that half of you has blocked the other half, and so there are no posts to fight about?

Well, I was offered $25k to change my signature, change my identity (I am moving to Canada), and quit with the scam alert posts.

The way I figure it, that is about the same amount of money I lost this week in the market, so I took the offer.

Now, we can all get along.

:D

[Hanger]

Well, I was offered $25k to change my signature, change my identity (I am moving to Canada), and quit with the scam alert posts.

The way I figure it, that is about the same amount of money I lost this week in the market, so I took the offer.

Now, we can all get along.

:D



25k.....hmmm my turn to start posting them ....lol...

On that note, G'nite all...and Happy Holidays!

[George Costanza]

Good evening to all.

[MoMoney4Me]

I really get a light hearted chuckle out of treads like this,, off topics during times when markets are closed can be a nice diversion from the drudgery of constantly searching for avenues to new riches. In appreciation I offer the following,,, read and enjoy.

One for the ladies

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Kentucky."

And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh ... immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!

A PRAYER....


Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.

AMEN


Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?

A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

I think my wife would give a big "AMEN" to all this !!