zyzzyva57
03-24-2006, 08:31 PM
Callers this week get an “A-“. For the most part, you were good, though some of you still insist upon sneaking in your own metrics. TIP: you only do this if you get through a “noodle” call for the first 10-minutes of the show. (A “noodle” call is like the time two of you knew about freaking noodles when Cramer was “pimping” a noodle stock on the Japan stock exchange.) The new metric if you endure the hassle of getting on is: your booyah your stock Book mention is NO-O longer encouraged (Why? See below). Note the BP ad agency: To the BP ad agency: sorry, but no dolts and dorks this week for your next “carbon footprint” goofy ads with goofy people.
Factoid: Cramer only sent Newbies scurrying off to a “noodle” stock on a foreign stock exchange once this week (Thurs.). TIP to Cramer: doing this is quite immoral of you. Stop-it! Newbies can lose money nicely here at home. We have “noodles” here, thank youze very, very much.
This week there were five seminal events on CramerLand:
(1) Cramer is backing off pushing his book to dry up the market for his next book for the Christmas season
(2) Cramer announced Fri nite he would begin the Lightning Round only throwing his stool when a “fit” was needed. Cramer Tuesday eased up with the professional wrestling “Smack Down” histrionics for the final two minutes of the lightning round. But it came back Fri nite. TIP to the producers: only have ever so often Cramer acting as if he is defying authority by extending his Lightning Round. I would suggest use this gimmick twice a week and then some weeks not at all. Lamers might buy into it more. As is, no one pays attention.
(3) Wednesday, we got a hint Cramer visits with us here. Thursday night, this was confirmed for me when the "D" segment of the show (40-minutes into his show) he went into the negatives of After Hour Trading based upon his show. This segment was excellent, because of his illustrations. Fri nite he announced there would be more shows. TIP: Cramer explain why you never mention Trailing Stops to Sell—NOT even in your book
(4) Cramer is trending more and more to shutting down non-noodle callers when they start with their metrics. I think this is very nice of him keeping callers from sounding goofy (but NOT so good for BP’s ad agency)
(5) Fri nite we learned his show behind the scenes is "lettered": A, B, C (Lightning Round), D, E, and I guess F (close)
To Cramer: STOP LETTING YOUR CRITICS HERE GET TO YOU SO. Your enemies keep you honest ‘cause the big boys and gurls can afford lawyers and detectives so only a fool would blow a $5 million contract with CNBC (How do I know about your contract, Cramer? Hehehe :) )
Factoid: Cramer only sent Newbies scurrying off to a “noodle” stock on a foreign stock exchange once this week (Thurs.). TIP to Cramer: doing this is quite immoral of you. Stop-it! Newbies can lose money nicely here at home. We have “noodles” here, thank youze very, very much.
This week there were five seminal events on CramerLand:
(1) Cramer is backing off pushing his book to dry up the market for his next book for the Christmas season
(2) Cramer announced Fri nite he would begin the Lightning Round only throwing his stool when a “fit” was needed. Cramer Tuesday eased up with the professional wrestling “Smack Down” histrionics for the final two minutes of the lightning round. But it came back Fri nite. TIP to the producers: only have ever so often Cramer acting as if he is defying authority by extending his Lightning Round. I would suggest use this gimmick twice a week and then some weeks not at all. Lamers might buy into it more. As is, no one pays attention.
(3) Wednesday, we got a hint Cramer visits with us here. Thursday night, this was confirmed for me when the "D" segment of the show (40-minutes into his show) he went into the negatives of After Hour Trading based upon his show. This segment was excellent, because of his illustrations. Fri nite he announced there would be more shows. TIP: Cramer explain why you never mention Trailing Stops to Sell—NOT even in your book
(4) Cramer is trending more and more to shutting down non-noodle callers when they start with their metrics. I think this is very nice of him keeping callers from sounding goofy (but NOT so good for BP’s ad agency)
(5) Fri nite we learned his show behind the scenes is "lettered": A, B, C (Lightning Round), D, E, and I guess F (close)
To Cramer: STOP LETTING YOUR CRITICS HERE GET TO YOU SO. Your enemies keep you honest ‘cause the big boys and gurls can afford lawyers and detectives so only a fool would blow a $5 million contract with CNBC (How do I know about your contract, Cramer? Hehehe :) )