zyzzyva57
02-25-2006, 07:00 AM
To CNBC: thanks for Curling...For the next 4 years to feed my new sad addiction, I will have to be content with slanking around yards to watch grass grow and junk yards to see vehicles rust...Whispering to skanky house painters, "Hey, bud, got any freshly painted houses I can watch the paint dry on?"
To Cramer: your Fri show was okay. I needed the refresher course. Now, use your power and trash the shows of 21 - 23 before they are pulled out and reshown for your days off. Hiding behind Best of Breed really is beneath you. Any viewer to your show who does not know to invest in a good, solid mutual fund before trading does NOT deserve help. Face it, the core of your viewers are traders or wannabe traders, though granted many may be in denial.
To Cramer Kallers: It has been two weeks now, so let's walk through the drill of how to do it: Okay, you get to the Call Screener: tell her you love the book...Next tell her how much you enjoyed his Harvard show (but don't add his audience though was full of the pedantic, the twits, preps, and jocks who were more interested in self-absorbion than trading)...Work in how much you enjoyed last week's show--Note "enjoyed," not informed...Ice the cake with sound effects of 5 year old gurls screetching "boyah, Twamer!" and give "Twamer" time to be modest and do some sound effects...Mention your stock and symbol clearly and-d shut-up--YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GIVE "TWAMER" THE METRICS..."Twamer," if need be, can look down at his screens to see the metrics he needs...Don't want to spoil this for you by revealing how the magician does the trick, but more not to put him to asleep, see when the stock chart comes up, "Twamer" gets a screen with the metrics he wants should he need to "Cliff Note" the stock--This is why with all the hand camera juggling we never see what is on his screens...
"Twamer" hope you are back the 27th...You are almost as much fun as curling--almost :)
To Cramer: your Fri show was okay. I needed the refresher course. Now, use your power and trash the shows of 21 - 23 before they are pulled out and reshown for your days off. Hiding behind Best of Breed really is beneath you. Any viewer to your show who does not know to invest in a good, solid mutual fund before trading does NOT deserve help. Face it, the core of your viewers are traders or wannabe traders, though granted many may be in denial.
To Cramer Kallers: It has been two weeks now, so let's walk through the drill of how to do it: Okay, you get to the Call Screener: tell her you love the book...Next tell her how much you enjoyed his Harvard show (but don't add his audience though was full of the pedantic, the twits, preps, and jocks who were more interested in self-absorbion than trading)...Work in how much you enjoyed last week's show--Note "enjoyed," not informed...Ice the cake with sound effects of 5 year old gurls screetching "boyah, Twamer!" and give "Twamer" time to be modest and do some sound effects...Mention your stock and symbol clearly and-d shut-up--YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GIVE "TWAMER" THE METRICS..."Twamer," if need be, can look down at his screens to see the metrics he needs...Don't want to spoil this for you by revealing how the magician does the trick, but more not to put him to asleep, see when the stock chart comes up, "Twamer" gets a screen with the metrics he wants should he need to "Cliff Note" the stock--This is why with all the hand camera juggling we never see what is on his screens...
"Twamer" hope you are back the 27th...You are almost as much fun as curling--almost :)