Myths & Facts...If you were President...

[Survivor]

I thought it would be fun to see other peoples perspectives. What could you do?. The battle is on. I would have the New York mechantile exchange destroyed-There would be absolutly no more futures bidding.The top ten commodities would be revamped.Greed is killing our country. Opec would be destroyed as I would declare war on them greedy bastards. Big Government spending would come to a total halt. IRS would be overhauled,No more trying to find ways of taxing the people,let them take a pay cut and give up their benifits to include all ex political leaders!!!. Screw the diplomatic approach as that results in more Government spending. The re-establishment of our country being number one is Paramount. No more bull-s*** commities either. All unneccesary Government jobs are eliminated. If you cant cut the mustard get out,no more time for foolishness. We need to establish the US as the number one manufacturing power in the world. Bush would be brought up on charges for lying and decieving the American public. Any other crooked politicians would be thrown out,period.I dont care who in the hell you think you are. People's right to vote on all political issues would be restored. The next time you start a war the people should have a say in that matter. You find Bin Laden and kill him,not start a war. Big business loves war as companies get rich over killing people,contradictory is'nt it?.Thou shall not kill. The whole world should be free. Natually,we need to find cleaner energy. Stop crying about global warming,another over played terror threat by what idiot?. You wonder if the US government quit spending a million dollars a month on fuel if the demand would go down?. The war machine is expensive.The crybabies bitching about second hand smoke need to help stop the wars that produce it,stuff being burned and blown up does not help.Your whole life is spent hearing about people being killed all over the world, will it ever stop?. It's time for the monopoly's to end. Wall street,and big oil would no longer control the country.Capatilism can work for everybody,greed aside.You screw up you eat the pie,to include all big bubbles. Keep an eye on greed driven bubbles and destroy them in their tracks, Dot-Com up your ass. Any brilliant engineered plans to fleece the public will be dealt with swiftly. All our prisons would be closed and the offenders tossed on survivor island.I know-Jonny didnt mean to chop his mothers head off,Bull S**t, Let justice find itself,I'm tired of waisted tax money on losers.No more buddies in high office,to include the supreame court.The lay away plans and bribes will get you brought up on charges,I dont care who you are. You dont need 400 grand a year to be President,I'm sure there is smarter people here that can do it for less. Pick me!!!.

[Jelly]

I thought it would be fun to see other peoples perspectives. What could you do?........

Well, the Droags and meself might, for the interest and amusement, rolly on down twar' the lane n' "home", profite and quidmuffie being whart they are.

Them that seek to oversee the obsequiensce what would be seen as sheep; then, and forever, be cast to some helpless condition, at their peril. As for your humble narrater, him being Alex, and NOT rehabilitated, a night courting the utltaviolence and in-out seems very appropriate, yes?

Your answer, broge Survivor.... there appears none, for want of a Gollywog and ball, yes? Has you considered the vision, ah yes. Hmmm, Ludwig hisself might play in the mush of the red and slither.

[aiki14]

Then, brothers, it came. O bliss, bliss and heaven, oh it was gorgeousness and georgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise, silver-flamed and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out again, crunched like candy thunder. It was like a bird of rarest spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a space ship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures. There were veeks and ptitsas laying on the ground screaming for mercy and I was smecking all over my rot and grinding my boot into their tortured litsos and there were naked devotchkas ripped and creeching against walls and I plunging like a shlaga into them. :cool2:

[Jelly]

Then, brothers, it came.

Yes, o'brother. It came. The movie. Just watched it. LOLOL

[Survivor]

Well, the Droags and meself might, for the interest and amusement, rolly on down twar' the lane n' "home", profite and quidmuffie being whart they are.

Them that seek to oversee the obsequiensce what would be seen as sheep; then, and forever, be cast to some helpless condition, at their peril. As for your humble narrater, him being Alex, and NOT rehabilitated, a night courting the utltaviolence and in-out seems very appropriate, yes?

Your answer, broge Survivor.... there appears none, for want of a Gollywog and ball, yes? Has you considered the vision, ah yes. Hmmm, Ludwig hisself might play in the mush of the red and slither.

Right,sounds like pig latin...How about whoanonesno,whoanonesno,let's play it backwards?.

[XOM]

Pig latin you say? Nadsat maybe, t'all makes perfect sense, falls into place regular like clockwork if you ask me.

[netwrangler]

Actually, I have the solution to all of the world's problems.

The requirement?
Everyone has to do what I say. 8)

[piggybank]

I'm a technocrat, but at this stage id just heavily fund renewable energy, automatization/robotics and artificial intelligence development. Also increased funding in healthcare but mostly towards research. I'd increase welfare funds and genneraly try to increase consumer power.

If technoligy increases at the same steady accelerating pace it dit since the industrial revolution, then we might be able to propell ourselfs to an economic system were automatization can be far more effeciant than human labour, providing cheap energy and good technoligy, it would thus not be unlikely that at some point in the future we can have a for majority automated economy, atleast in manufacturing.

However human labour is important in our current economic system to provide purchasing power to consumers, so they are able to consume produced goods. If automatization would do most of the work for us then we need a system where people can still consume those products that theoreticly might be produced in far larger volume's and in a more effeciant way.

Basicly i would strive to a system where robots do most of our work and people gennerally get free produce. Because robots will eventually become faster and more effeciant than us, yet still willing slaves. We'd be all roman patricians living on what our robot slaves do for us. Saying that is impossible is IMO rediculous, in the end that is just a matter of time, and i would be surprized if it would't become so this century.