Jelly
03-28-2008, 07:25 PM
OK. Give it up. The stupidest thing you've done recently or ever.
Me: Pimped my fine self over to da money machine to make ma wallet fatter last week.
So I put in a coupla deposits and went to pull out sum cash. They upgraded the software or some sh*t and there was an actual button for $300 withdrawal. (used to have to punch a ton of buttons to get my max).
I pushed the bitch and my card popped out. I glance over to see several people waiting. I really didn't think anything happened. So I pulled my card and got to the back of the line, since I'm so cool and don't have anywhere to go normally.
The next lady says "Ohhhh sir! You forgot your money". Sure enough. $300 was sittin' there. I grabbed it, rolled off the top $20 and offered it to her. She declined and I was all groveling at her feet in thanks. Hahahahhaha!
I think she wanted me.
Beat that!
Me: Pimped my fine self over to da money machine to make ma wallet fatter last week.
So I put in a coupla deposits and went to pull out sum cash. They upgraded the software or some sh*t and there was an actual button for $300 withdrawal. (used to have to punch a ton of buttons to get my max).
I pushed the bitch and my card popped out. I glance over to see several people waiting. I really didn't think anything happened. So I pulled my card and got to the back of the line, since I'm so cool and don't have anywhere to go normally.
The next lady says "Ohhhh sir! You forgot your money". Sure enough. $300 was sittin' there. I grabbed it, rolled off the top $20 and offered it to her. She declined and I was all groveling at her feet in thanks. Hahahahhaha!
I think she wanted me.
Beat that!