Interpret gzapper

[Horsefish]

All right, I have to ask. Is there anyone here who can interpret this language for me? My nephew uses something like this while texting on his cell phone. Or maybe it's just me........

[Thierry Martin]

All right, I have to ask. Is there anyone here who can interpret this language for me? My nephew uses something like this while texting on his cell phone. Or maybe it's just me........

I'll be publishing a translation guide shortly for new users who haven't figured out how to interpret gzapper's statements. In the meantime, surely your uncles from the elephants and the rivers who never drank pasta forgot in the rainforest.

[Horsefish]

AHHH,... Leave it to the site admin. to make everything perfectly clear!

[Gzapper]

Nocturnal ventures can always pursue the shadows hinderence over false measures towards cement bowls. Daily routines and emphatic congloomeration in lead paste deems a cause to waddle away from highest temperatures. Every second effort makes me happy. When drimnination pertuberence washes off seals of the "bofovo people" in the land of monte its a great dessert to eat when your aunt grace makes chilli bowls with beef and places them under christmas trees for the families to stare at when they play checkers in the tournament of kuwait. Beg for better ways to make the ship schedule and pronounce every work as required by law minus a rodent of 4 trees to appear gradually in the mist. sea urchins live on when they are able to make enough grass root plans to survive in the main habitat. as far as we know that store closes at 9pm Jim but its raining so bring an umbrella and a coat too its freeeezing outside. it might just remain a little "chilli" for days.. if you know what i mean! 8)

[aiki14]

It's very simple, everything he says means the same thing.
I need attention
People tend to ignore me
I can get attention and save my ego with this nonsense
Love me daddy