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dadooh27
03-20-2008, 10:29 AM
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine ... and those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification pr ocess of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.

Keventerprises
03-21-2008, 07:34 PM
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine ... and those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification pr ocess of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.

Good one Dad! I'm a firm believer in this thinking. I did recently cut my drinking in half though...I cut out the mixers! :beer: :cheers:

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they get up in the morning, that's as good as they will feel all day! :biggrin:

Ben Franklin also said, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to prosper."

Jelly
03-21-2008, 10:30 PM
I'll drink to that!

aiki14
03-22-2008, 01:49 AM
Remember what William Claude Dukenfield Jr (aka W.C. Fields) said "I never drink water, fish mate in it"

Keventerprises
03-22-2008, 12:35 PM
Remember what William Claude Dukenfield Jr (aka W.C. Fields) said "I never drink water, fish mate in it"

"I've often thought, fish must get awfully tired of Seafood. What are your thoughts, Hobson?" -Dudley Moore in Arthur.

Keventerprises
03-22-2008, 02:42 PM
A friend of mine is allergic to drinking. Every time he drinks, he breaks out in handcuffs.