Jelly
03-01-2008, 02:43 PM
Puppy: First realization that girls feel good.
You start investing and make a lot of wrong moves. You get slapped and pounded and once in a while a kiss. Green day is a kiss. Green week is feeling titties......etc. Red days = prick teasing or down right rejection (with out without audience).
Love: Marriage
You find the right one. You back up the truck and your ass; ride that bad girl for all she's worth. Then, she decides to go f*ck the neighbor and you catch her.
You lose half of your estate in the divorce.
Currently between girlfriends: Swinging
A constant stream of overnight and weekend flings, that nip and snip at your bank account. Figures indicate $347 per orgasm.
I'd rather do it myself:
Hahahaha, you know what I mean? That's right - DAYTRADING. Short strokes multiple times a day.
Resolved to indifference: 2nd, 3rd or 4th time around.
Screw it! Marry a rich widow and be content with more toys than the US military.
You start investing and make a lot of wrong moves. You get slapped and pounded and once in a while a kiss. Green day is a kiss. Green week is feeling titties......etc. Red days = prick teasing or down right rejection (with out without audience).
Love: Marriage
You find the right one. You back up the truck and your ass; ride that bad girl for all she's worth. Then, she decides to go f*ck the neighbor and you catch her.
You lose half of your estate in the divorce.
Currently between girlfriends: Swinging
A constant stream of overnight and weekend flings, that nip and snip at your bank account. Figures indicate $347 per orgasm.
I'd rather do it myself:
Hahahaha, you know what I mean? That's right - DAYTRADING. Short strokes multiple times a day.
Resolved to indifference: 2nd, 3rd or 4th time around.
Screw it! Marry a rich widow and be content with more toys than the US military.