UBS Banker resignation letter

[Firecracker]

----- Original Message -----
From: Mauldin, Jonathan-IBD+
To: Klein, Jeffrey-AF-IBD+; de-Mierry, Timothee-IBD+; Lu, Bingling-IBD+;
Dolega, Ignacio-IBD+
Cc: Silberman, Alan-IBD+; Cervantes, Laura-IBD+; Patel, Ankit-IBD+;
Herman, Ben-IBD+; Kim, Narang-IBD+; Yoon, Christine-IBD+; Lin, Shu-IBD+;
Bruker, Aaron-IBD+; Lechleiter, Andrew-IBD+; Figura, Aaron-IBD+; Duan,
Clare-IBD+; Zivin, James-IBD+; Reid, Renee-IBD+
Sent: Sun Sep 16 07:02:32 2007
Subject: Sorry everyone

I'm leaving the bank now.

'm not made to do this. If I put my mind to something as much as I do
here to mindless text editing, copy and pasting, and getting yelled at
for stuff other people can't/won't/don't do, I would be much better off.
It's 6:43 a.m. on a Sunday, and I have at least 14 more hours of work to
do today that will not be fulfilling, useful, appreciated, recognized,
or paid for.

Sorry this is last minute, but it's just not worth doing more

My blackberry is on my desk

Apparently that failed staffing request was fatal (no, not as in I'm
going to kill myself, hehe, I'm just going to go enjoy life). There is
no happiness here.

I took all my personal stuff. No one needs to contact me for anything
(except for a drink for those of you with my personal number). I will
only be at my New York address a few days longer.

Good luck y'all,
Jonathan Napier Mauldin
UBS Investment Bank
Global Healthcare Group
299 Park Avenue, 36th Floor
New York, NY 10171

(P) 212.821.5273
(F) 212.821.5482
Jonathan.Mauldin@ubs.com

P.S. I'll be waiting for some smart-ass associate to send a
"best-practice e-mail for how to quit properly". Thank you Nabeel,
Bernotas, and Barnes for your previous e-mails. I will be sure to keep
your tips in mind.

[goldbug70]

Ah the classic resignation text, those are fun. Except this time this one actually looks legit. Out of curiosity i ran a cursitory name check against a few off the CC list, they came up with authentic UBS credentials. Obviously those could be gleaned from anywhere but why take the trouble to look so authentic? (who cares!)

Here's a related article about this and other "i quit!" emails--

http://www.dealbreaker.com/2007/09/that_ubs_banker_new_foe_heard_1.php


As for Jonathan Napier Maudlin, i hope he lands a new job he does like.
Or he stay on with UBS and just change his name... ;):lol:

[Firecracker]

I should've known better. i don't know why someone would want to waste their time writing a fake letter.

what a hobby hnn

[netwrangler]

I should've known better. i don't know why someone would want to waste their time writing a fake letter.

what a hobby hnnFake or not, this just makes it that much harder for my pick in the weekly stock picking challenge.

FC, you could have gone all week without bringing this up... :wink:

[Firecracker]

Sowie Netw but i don't think not posting it would have helped your weekly pick UBS much. :(

:)

[netwrangler]

Sowie Netw but i don't think not posting it would have helped your weekly pick UBS much. :(

:)Ah, well...such is life.