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aiki14
10-21-2007, 12:02 AM
Lets look at the root words
Poly, meaning many
Ticks, blood sucking parasites

Thanks to Kinky Friedman for that one.

netwrangler
10-21-2007, 12:36 AM
Lets look at the root words
Poly, meaning many
Ticks, blood sucking parasites

Thanks to Kinky Friedman for that one.
I have always gone with the definition:
"Politics is the art of the possible."

There are some bad connotations to "politics." But, it seems to me that, social animals that we are, political interactions are essential for us to form communities, societies, and nations.

I have some personal [and strongly held] opinions about the polarization of political thought in the United States. That said, and optimist that I am, I would like to see consensus resolutions to "partisan" issues.

freakscene
10-21-2007, 02:08 PM
Lets look at the root words]
Thanks to Kinky Friedman for that one.

and here i thought i was one of the last kinky freidman fans left ;)

one funny dude

Albert0373
10-21-2007, 04:51 PM
A joke I found:

DEFINITION OF POLITICS

Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.

That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of ****.

netwrangler
10-21-2007, 05:18 PM
A joke I found: Posted by Albert0373

That's cold. Funny, but cold.