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aiki14
06-05-2009, 06:30 AM
So I am in St. Kitts in the West Indies, and it rained on and off most of the day today. So I found myself hanging around a little pub with some of the local monkeys. Actual monkeys, the Island is full of them.

Had a nice buzz running all day and had a nice dinner over at the Marriott before settling down at one of the local dance places on the "Strip" which like a sprawling 1/16th of a mile hot zone of 5 bars and a couple of food stands on the beach here in Basseterre the capital of St. Kitts and Nevis (Population like 50).
My wife and I and Tom, a Client, and his wife Donna, are the oldest people on the island, because the locals either don't live that long or move to somewhere else by the time they reach 40, and we're the only New Yorkers. So we're sitting at a table that looks over the water but is also right off the dance box (Might be a floor under there somewhere but it's sand as far as I can tell). The place is fairly packed with a bunch of Kids from the Ross Veterinary School (11 girls, 2 guys and they say that's the ratio of the school as well, hmmm note for next life, vet school on St Kitts) a dozen or so college girls from Utrecht in Holland on Holiday (or on a "who can wear the hottest Bikini" contest tour) and 4 portuguese fellows who are either fisherman, merchant marines, or footballers (depending on which one is hitting on which girl) and another 20 or so assorted folks at the other tables.
Needless to say, if a Loch Ness monster carrying a giant squid, with a trumpet playing walrus on each tentacle had walked the 50 meters from the water to the table to the tune of "Flight of the Valkyries", Tom and I would not have noticed.
Paradise, right?
Wellllll...
Here's where things went south
The four of us are rock and roll types from the "just say yes" generation, and several hours of techno euro thump thump thump, was starting to become more irritating than the admittedly top notch libations were soothing. Something was gonna have to give. During a .02 second break between tunes (if they were in fact separate songs, I couldn't tell) both Tom and I yelled out "request, request" and the DJ to his credit stopped the noise for a few more seconds, where upon I offered to buy the entire crowd including any of the monkeys a drink if they would play a song from my ipod, Tom offered to do the same for a second song. After a couple seconds they went for it amongst much consternation.
So we chose, "Ace of Spades" by Motorhead and "Lit Up" by BuckCherry.
The four of us basically moshed the fisher-marine-footballers around the pit for Ace of Spades, but when Lit Up came on everyone but the four of us just stood there like thunderstruck puppies, mouths agape in a rictus reminiscent of blow up f*** dolls. When old Josh Todd screams "are you high lord, are you F***ing high", even the monkeys looked at us like we had just risen from a smoking hole in the earth. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Anyway, it cost Tom and I $270 USD each for the drinks, and they through us out. They were polite about it though and assured us we'd be welcomed back tomorrow, and would even play our songs if there was no "profanity" involved. Two members of the constabulary followed us discretely for the walk back to our resort (about 300 meters).
I'm thinking "Traveling Riverside blues" By Led Zeppelin as one tune, any other suggestions are welcomed.

One last thing, the whole time I was watching the kids dancing, I kept thinking, I wish Jelly was here to see this. :mrgreen:

Jelly
06-05-2009, 01:16 PM
So I am in St. Kitts in the West Indies, and it rained on and off most of the day today. So I found myself hanging around a little pub with some of the local monkeys. Actual monkeys, the Island is full of them.

One last thing, the whole time I was watching the kids dancing, I kept thinking, I wish Jelly was here to see this. :mrgreen:

Waaahaaahaaa! Holy SH*T! That should be a scene in next years festival winner "The Night of The Iguana...nana..SNAP" Living large, my man.

I just found out one of my areobics teachers is moving to Australia and the class is giving her a din/dancing/going away party at the best venue in town. In this class, I'm the ONLY guy. Hahahahaha. There is not enough Viagra in the world.........

useless
06-07-2009, 01:57 PM
Dont dig the ump-che ump-che ump-che & glowstix eh


fun story.

Jelly
06-09-2009, 12:47 AM
So I am in St. Kitts

So.....................is there a chapter II?

I went out Fri night and danced all night with 3 or 4 hotties at a time, over all 3 sets. Sign of times, I figure. Too many men have lost their "value" and confidence.

Jelly
06-11-2009, 11:55 PM
So.....................is there a chapter II?

I went out Fri night and danced all night with 3 or 4 hotties at a time, over all 3 sets. Sign of times, I figure. Too many men have lost their "value" and confidence.

So I got a chapter II: Went out last night to a going away thingie for my aerobics teacher. I'm the only male in the class. I figured they all would bring their SO's. NOT! Me and a dozen fine-ass bitches sitin' round, sniffing and talkin' sh*t. And believe me, Calif beach bunnies are the finest there is.

Still, hooking up on tropical island has benefits too. That time in Runaway Bay............Oooooohhhh!

*We do what we can with what we brought. "Hot hot hot", Buster Poindexter

Jelly
06-13-2009, 03:21 PM
........and the party continues

Last night. Did I mention my coastal town has a university? And it's graduation week. So the club was hosting my favorite East LA reggae/salsa/funk band and the place was wall to wall cuties (ratio on the dance floor = 10girls to 1 guy). My main beyotch was grinding and, like always when these guys are in town, it was so packed that body parts rubbing, lubricated with sweat is unavoidable on all four sides. Good planning on my part had me in a sleevless shirt with all the babes in less. Mmmmmm a quad sammich. Simple pleasures, yes?

Jelly
07-03-2009, 06:13 PM
So outside of dancing with a dozen bi*ches at a time, I'm so amazing in other ways (think Madagascar).

At the beach party sponsored by the beautiful people's harbor restaurant/lounge, this guy cuts in front of me in the beer line, turns around and looks at me. U know, with a quizzical, deer in the headlights sort of way. So I start fu*king with him in the offhanded way I am famous for. His 6'4", 290 lb friend joins him as I introduce his name as Assh*le. So we get to front of the line and I tells him to order me a Pale Ale. AND HE DOES! hahhahahahaha

It took me maybe 2 minutes to make him my bitch. You could say he still got in front of me but I'll take a dickh*le in front of me instead of behind me any day of the week. Like in road rage and sh*t.

freakscene
07-05-2009, 06:21 PM
I'm thinking "Traveling Riverside blues" By Led Zeppelin as one tune, any other suggestions are welcomed.



can never go wrong with braun yar stomp

or next time, try sabbath's snowblind. sweatleaf ???